Going Batty

Guest Stars

 * Bob Spinelli
 * Doris Grundler
 * Ellie Detweiler
 * Flo Spinelli
 * Leonard Weems
 * Madge Griswald
 * Mr. Blumberg
 * Mr. LaSalle
 * Mrs. Blumberg
 * Mrs. LaSalle
 * Mrs. Weems
 * Phil Grundler
 * Sam Detweiler

Transcripts
Beep! Beep! Outside, we could hear during in Recess. The Third Street School in 4th grade, signaling Miss Grotke.

Miss Grotke: Ah, the parents have arrived.

Later, that night, the parents we stand. Gretchen and her parents, meet Miss Grotke.

Gretchen Grundler: This is my Mom and Dad, Miss Grotke.

Miss Grotke: Oh, how nice to finally meet you. Gretchen has told me so much about you I could just, eat you up.

Gus Griswald: Did you hear that? Miss Grotke wants to eat Gretchen's parents!

Madge Griswald: Gus dear, Are we going to say hello to Miss Grotke?

Gus Griswald: Actually Mom, I uh, she uh, she's kind of busy right now.

Madge Griswald: Oh, Gus, Stop being a pain in the neck.

Gus Griswald: You think I'm a pain in the neck, just wait.

Miss Grotke: Oh, Dr. Griswald, how good to see you again.

Madge Griswald: And you Miss Grotke. Gus's been having about your field trips.

Miss Grotke: Yes well I do so enjoy taking them, under my wing.

Gus Griswald: Heh, Heh, Ah, Excuse me please.

He pulls into his teacher.

Gus Griswald: You gotta believe me. Miss Grotke must be a vampire!

Ashley Spinelli: Miss Grotke can't be a vampire. She's our teacher.

Gus Griswald: Maybe during the day, but want about at night huh, didn't she say. "The darker The night, The safer The Flight".

Mikey Blumberg: She was talking about bats. If it's dark they blend in, and their enemies can't see them, if says so right here in my book.

Gus Griswald: Vampires like the dark too, and night is when they strike. Which is exactly why Miss Grotke wanted our parents year after dark.

Gretchen Grundler: Stop it Gus! Our parents are here at night, because they're too busy during the day, and that's all.

Miss Grotke: Your attention please! Before we all visit the classroom I thought for the parents only portion of the evening, we might go someplace more um, suitable, more um, breathtaking. MmMmMmMmAhAhAhAhAh. We'll come along. I won't bite.

Gus Griswald: Now do you believe me.

Sam Deteweiler: Is this a field trip, Miss Grotke?

Miss Grotke: It is indeed Mr. Detweiler. T.J's adores them.

Bob Spinelli: At Ashley's Old School, we never had field trips. This is gonna be fun!

Flo Spinelli: Yeah, me too.

Doris Grundler: What about the children, aren't they coming with us?

Phil Grundler: Aren't they not coming?

Miss Grotke: Don't you worry about the children, Mr. and Mrs. Grundler, they'll be taken care of.